hard to please? DIS will calm u down

MOST MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE !!
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1. If he calls you and your phone is off,
he thinks you’re cheating…. then he sends sms saying
“don’t tell me the battery story coz I know that line”
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2. If You TREAT him nicely, he says you are TOO IN
LOVE, moving too fast;
If you Don't, he says you are PROUD.
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3. If You DRESS NICELY, he says you are trying to
LURE other men;
If you DON'T, he says you are RURAL.
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4. If you are SMARTER than him, you’re a SHOWing-
OFF;
If he's SMARTER than you, he is GREAT.
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5. If you don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS you;
If you LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.
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6. If you don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says you DON'T
LOVE him;
If you DO, he says you are CHEAP.
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7. If you tell him your PROBLEMS , he says you are
TROUBLE;
If you DON'T, he says you don't TRUST him.
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8. If you BREAK your promise, you cannot be
TRUSTED;
If he BREAKS his, it is circumstances beyond his
CONTROL.
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9. If you SMOKE, you are a BAD girl;
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.
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10. If you HURT him, you are CRUEL;
If he HURTS you, you are too SENSITIVE!
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TRUE or FALSE?????????