thoughts on this heat

HUMOUR

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ASK A NIGERIAN POLITICIAN WHAT THEY THINK ABOUT THIS HEAT.

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Journalist: what are your thoughts on this heat Nigerians are complaining about and what is the government doing about it:

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RESPONSES:

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LAI MOHAMMED: this is the result of PDP’s misrule, they stole the ozone layer.

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FEMI ADESINA: Mr. President promised us change and that includes change in temperature. CHANGE IS HERE, EMBRACE IT.

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AKINWUMI AMBODE: We have signed a $10million deal with LG to install air conditioners across the Lagos skyline.

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IBE KACHUKWU: I assure you the heat will disappear by 2pm 29th May.

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BUKOLA SARAKI: Tinubu wanted the heat to be more than this but i opposed him, out of my love for Nigeria and that is why they are witch-hunting me.

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GOODLUCK JONATHAN: This heat was not this bad when I left office/power but Nigerians did not appreciate me.

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ADAMS OSHIMOLE: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala stole the N100 billion meant for temperature control Research.

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NASIR ELRUFAI: We are in talks with General Electric to see how they can generate power for Kaduna from the heat.

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RAUF AREGBESOLA: I have just approved payment of January salary so that Osun workers can buy hand fan.

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ALIKO DANGOTE: Next week, we are commissioning the Dangote Fan Factory; by 2030 Australia will be buying fans from us.

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BEN MURRAY-BRUCE: *tweets* when Naira is weak and inflation is high automatically there will be heat. This is common sense.

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NGOZI OKONJO-IWEALA: Under the last administration there was no political will to address climatic change:

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PRESIDENT BUHARI: From USA ... this heat is kwarupt because Nigeria is kwarupt and I will fight every form of kwaruption involved and responsible for this heat and every kwarupt heat will go to jail.