I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing ..........

AS NARRATED BY A COMEDIAN.
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I fell inlove with a girl called
Jane, but don't have the guts to ask
her out.
So I met a native doctor called "Baba
wey sabi". All he demanded from me was 1 month BIS money which I paid and he gave me a ring called "Touch and Follow". He said "all i need to do is touch her with this ring and she will
follow ".
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I was excited because thats
pretty easy. The next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention and touched her like it was a mistake. I was expecting her to follow me, but she didn't, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone. I got disappointed and went home. On getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Tsado Jane is now following me on twitter, instagram, kik, badoo, viber and sent me a friend request on facebook, sent me a
message on whatsapp and 2go.
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I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied me.
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"My son, we have upgraded o, everything is now digital, bye bye to rural village, welcome to global village. That's why I did not ask for cock, brain of
mosquito,vulture-eye and groundnut oil but BIS to keep me online.
Thank you....!!
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I didn't know when I collapsed!