this is another post strictly for ..............

WHAT IS YOUR MUMU BUTTON??
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Ok, before I start, this is another post strictly for men, ladies stay out, feminist don’t even come near.
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Final check, hey sister, why are you still reading this, I said men only, or because you wear trouser you now think you're a guy abi?
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Final warning- stay off this post!
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Alright, we now have just Men.
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So what is your Mumu button? And don’t even pretend you don’t have one, we all have or once had that woman or that girl that can say something that will make you do what you don’t want to do.
You know how when you desperately want something from your Dad and he says NO, then you go through your mum, she says one or two things to him and boom! You have what you want, yes? That was your Dad’s mumu button your mum just pressed and he responded fine like the toy that he is.
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Well for me my mumu button is when.... common, why should I even tell you about my mumu button when I know some women are still reading this.
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If you know your mumu button be sure you keep it safe in your wallet, deep down where you keep your ATM cards.
I quite remember how a friend once used his pocket money for the semester to subscribe for internet data for a girl....my brother drank garri till the next month.
The interesting thing about this Mumu button is that, you will never know it has been activated until she has chop you clean mouth before you will now be like
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"Jesus! Na me dis girl used like dis? I swear it won't happen again"
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My brother bone dat thing, she will come the second, the third, the fourth and even the thousandth time and you won't still know or detect until she deactivate you herself.
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The mumu button is wireless, it doesn’t always need a contact, distance doesn’t matter much so it works for long distance relationship.
I once spend all night doing an assignment for a girl that was in another university when I haven’t even started mine, she proved Einstein relativity theory was just right she remotely pressed it from far way and distance and space couldn’t help.
No matter how tough, infact if you like be Commando or Rambo..... there is a girl or woman out there that can make you lose that consciousness, even the biblical Samson who was the then Chuck Norris, succumbed to Delilah after she played candy crush with his Mumu button.
And to those still acting like James Bond, well you never jam walahi,
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I know my Mumu button, do you know yours??