see why i fainted after the....

BREAD & BEANS
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PROMISE ME YOU WON'T LAUGH AT ME!
It was sunny, everywhere was hot.

I became tired, weak and sweaty!! all I wanted was bread and ewa egoyin (beans).
Immediately, I saw this friend of mine eating in a buka, he called up to me and offered me Bread and Beans.
He ordered the cook to give me N150 bread and N80 beans. .
Lucky me!!! I tore the transparent nylon of the big Bread, took a big bite.
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I woke up only to find out that my pillow was almost gone!!
I fainted straight!!!!!!!