as it was with my backside, so it is with.........

Bros, Quickly Read am make I Delete am before All Dis my Sharp sharp Babes go come online.
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1. My brother, you know those ladies that apply too
much make up to their face and use about 2 bucket
of paint to paint their nails???.... They are thesame
type of girls that always puts too much salt in their
cooking.
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2. Brother mi, if she cooks ogbono soup with tomato
inside..... Run for your life, she fit poison you
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3. Bros, you know those type of girls that anytime
they come visiting, they ask for coca-cola???..... They
are the ones that have committed abortions the
more.
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4. If she adds water while frying egg or cooking
salad...... She is capable of murder, trust me.
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5. If she reads instructions before cooking indomie,
or washes the indomie noodle before cooking it......
For the sake of your stomach and unborn children,
runaway
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6. If she uses her teeth to open a bottle drink.......
Hmmmmm, do I still need to tell you to run??
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7. If she can use her bare hands to kill a cockroach.....
I swear your life is in danger.
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8. If she can finish 2 packet of chivita or 5-alive on
her first visit..... Bro, she's from the underworld,
she's not of this world.
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9. If she can finish 5 loaves of bread and 2 fishes....
My brother, he that is in her is mightier than 5,000
people
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10. If she can cut more than 5 onions without her
shedding tears or her eyes turning red and watery.....
Brotherly, stay away, she won't even cry at your
burial service.
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A word is enough for the wise.
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You wanna thank me? Nah, don't mention, afterall
what are friends for??
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Hope ur day is going fine?