9 STUPID QUESTIONS DEY KEEP ASKING

9..Stupid Answers For Stupid Questions..........


1. Someone calls u at 2:am in the night and ask u "are u sleeping?"
Ans: no, l'm picking beans.


2. You're making out with a girl then u start pulling her pants then she asks; what are u trying to do?
Ans: I want to wash them for u.

3. They see u coming out from the bathroom, wet, "did u just have a bath?"
Ans: no, I fell into the toilet bowl.

4. You standing right in front of the elevator on the ground floor going to ur office, yet they ask; "going up?"
Ans: no, I'm waiting for my office to come down and meet me!

5. Your boyfriend comes home with a bunch of flowers and u still asks him; "are those flowers?"
Ans: no baby, they're carrots!

6. You're in the queue at the cinema to buy tickets, a friend see's u and ask; "what are u doing here?"
Ans: I'm here to pay my skul fees!

7. When people see u lying down with ur eyes closed, they still ask; "are u sleeping?"
Ans: No! I'm practicing to die.

8. You went to a restaurant and the waiter asks u: "pls can I get u a table?"
Ans: No. I'm here to eat on the floor.
9. Are u reading this post?
Ans:...........?