Like play like play, Dog pluck one eye

U remember dis?
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Kudos to Ibadan Babes
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1.Thank God for a brown new day!
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2. My god is upsome!
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3. Why are people so weekend? (coz they are
Friday)
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4. Not all dat glitters are goats!
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5. Majority carries the volt (volt ko!? transformer
ni)
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6. May your name be highly exhausted! (God na
airtime?)
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7. My waste is paining me!
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8. Thank God for spearing my life (with arrow abi
with dagger?)
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9. What is strong with you? (strong kor.. decoder
ni)
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10. Lord! you are the killer dat holds my life!
(GBOOOOOOOOMM!! )
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11. Pls, how much is ur age? (na 22naira o!).
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12. Look to the window, the principal just passed
away (na you kill am abi?)
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13. I am not priding pls
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14. Lord let ur wheel be done. (do you mean
wheel
barrow )
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Am i forgetting any?