After we finished eating and talking, THEN DIS ........

FROM D BOSS, ENJOY

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I'm never gonna take any lady to any date (in a
restaurant) ever again. You may think I'm stingy but I don't care, infact I wished myself that I had paid
more attention to Economics while I was in School.
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The truth of the matter is, experience has taught me
never to try that again, and that's just it.
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Ladies always make you spend more than you've
bargained for anytime you take them out on a date,
especially if its your first date cause they know you
will be so sceptical of messing up due to 'first
impression'.
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The first day I took a girl out on a date to a restaurant
was in 2006, she was in one of those boarding
schools in Benin, somebody stole her phone
number and gave me, so we've been talking on
phone but never met, so the day we were meant to
meet, I decided it should be in a restaurant (as per
big boy na).
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She indeed came, after we sat, the waiter
came to take our orders, something which I can't
remember again prompted me to leave my sit (I guess it was Holy spirit) so I told her to make her
order. Brethren, when I came back, if you see the
drinks and the food on our table, you will think the
youth fellowship of our church are having a love
feast.
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I didn't complain sha, just smiled and ordered
mine too. After we finished eating and talking, called
the waiter to come for his money, surprisingly he
came with 3 take-aways.
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So while she was ordering
for that food that should be enough to satisfy her
generation, she also ordered for 3 take-aways for her
roommates in school.
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With every politeness in my
face, I told her I'm only going to pay for what you ate
here, if your friends are hungry they should cook or
better still you should buy for them. Naso them
return the food o
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Another date I went, this one didn't even try taking
extra food home, she practically came with the
shameless idiots she called friends, 4 of them o!
Imagine (ontop money wey I borrow to impress).
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I asked one of the ladies if they normally go with their
friends to every date and she was like;
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Her: Not really! See, we are not here because of the
food, we are here just for protection, you know its
risky going out with someone you've never met
before
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Me: Protection abi? Welldone, chief security officer....
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They all bursted in laughter saying I'm funny
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Me: *in my head* later you will know I'm not only
funny but crazy too.
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So same routine, waiter came
and took our orders, If you see the way I was
encouraging them to order for more ehn, the mumus
were just levelling every mountain infront of them.
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The time to pay came, I brought out my slim looking
wallet and paid for my meal and the girl I asked out,
the girl was like;
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She: What about my friends?
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Me: Chief Security Officers you mean?
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She: Whatever! please just pay and don't embarrass
us here
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Me: Lol I can't o, what I asked for was a date and not
a Board meeting.....
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My brother, I left them washing
dishes there o
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The last and the recent date I went, one fine yellow
Yoruba demon like that. 1 plate of what she ordered
was N1500, she has barely touched the food o when
one innocent insect that was desperately looking for
dinner fell in her food, surprisingly this girl told me
that she's not eating that food again, that I should call
the waiter to get her a fresh new order.
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Sweat catch me at once, In my
gentleman mood o, I told this girl why don't we just
get rid of the part the insect touched and then you
can continue eating but she won't just agree
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Me: What? Do you know how much that plate you're
about wasting cost? That's N1500 incase you don't
know
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She: And so? Haba do you want to give me typhoid??
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Me: Drugs for typhoid is N500, so I rather have you
eat that food and you having typhoid and me giving
you N500 for drugs than wasting another huge N1500
on a fresh plate o
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I just vex waka leave am
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If I ever ask you out to go on a date with me, refuse o
cause you might end up putting yourself in big
trouble
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B4 I forget
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Who wanna go on a Date with me?